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  A handful of debt collectors, ranging from first notice to third notice, but pleasantly no final notices, came next. His dispatcher at the livery firm finished off the inbox with an appointment for 2:45 PM tomorrow. Lex flicked through to the list of videos he had queued up and started sorting through. He was a few weeks behind on most of them, so he picked one at random. A half second of load bar later and he was watching the intro to a halfway decent sitcom. It had the not-quite-right look of a show recorded in 3D but viewed in 2D. Technically his viewer could handle holograms, but with a screen as big as his in a room as small as his, half of the action would be going on behind his head, so he left it 2D. On the plus side, it did give everything a charmingly retro feel. He didn’t make it halfway through the episode before it became apparent that Marv’s coffee was no longer sufficient for his caffeine needs. He kicked a stack of pizza boxes off of the edge of the futon, laid down, and collapsed.

  Chapter 2

  Lex checked himself over before dropping the limo down in front of the hotel to wait for his passenger. He’d woken up a bit late and had only had time to shower, shove everything from the cargo pants into the tuxedo pants, and pick up the car. Time hadn’t changed the limousine much, other than switching it from a wheeled vehicle to a hovercar. Hell, this one even had little vestigial swoops where the fenders would have been if it had still been equipped with wheels. It was mostly just a very big, very black version of what everyone else was driving, with cushier seats and bar. It wasn’t one of the stretched monsters, partially because Lex felt like they were needlessly showy, but mostly because Lex couldn’t afford one. The limo was one of the last big purchases he’d made before the bottom fell out of his previous career. He’d expected to be driven around town in it. Now he was doing the driving. As an owner operator, though, he got to keep a much bigger slice of the fee. It just meant he had to wear his own tux, too. You take the good with the bad.

  He pulled down the console to look up his fare. The kind of mid-level big spenders that tended to hire him liked it when you knew something about them. It made them feel a little more famous, and that meant a much nicer tip.

  “Nicholas Patel,” Lex said to the computer.

  There were thirty-five pages of results. Super. He poked around the first few. One was an investment banker. One was some sort of entrepreneur. One ran a small contracting firm on a planet in a star system in the middle of nowhere. That one had a disturbingly large stack of news stories linked to him. They all said roughly the same thing, various media euphemisms for crime lord, and the catchy nickname “Diamond Nick.”

  “Diamond Nick. How come it’s the criminals who get all of the good nicknames?” he muttered to himself, as a moving wall outside caught his attention.

  When he turned to get a closer look, he realized that what had appeared to be a wall was in reality two very, VERY large men. They had the sort of build you would expect a paleontologist to be pulling out of the ground, about three hundred pounds of muscle with another fifty or so of flab for good measure. The word thug fit so well he wouldn’t have been surprised if it was one of their names. Lex scrambled to get out of the car and get the door, but a ham-sized fist grabbed the door handle and pulled it open to allow a slick, swarthy man to enter.

  “Diamond Nick, I presume,” Lex remarked.

  “Heh, word gets around,” Patel said with a grin, “Starport, please. Quickly.”

  Nick was a difficult man to place at first blush. He straddled a few categories. As a crime boss, he looked the part, with a suit that probably cost more than the limo and hair styled to the point of being a fire hazard. His face was typically Indian, as his name would suggest, but his voice was completely unflavored by accent. That isn’t to say that he had an American or English or some other regional accent. He had no accent at all, the sort of diction you usually hear in newscasters and documentary narrators.

  His men squeezed through the door and took a seat on either side of him, filling the spacious vehicle almost to capacity.

  “Sure thing,” Lex said, easing the limo up.

  Above them a lane of traffic moved briskly along in a cordoned off strip of the sky. Lex rounded the top of the strip and merged in from the top.

  “So, what brings you to Preston City?” he asked.

  “I stopped off on this little transit hub of a planet to talk to some folks about a deal I’m looking to close. Turns out you’ve got more than just a starport. You’ve got some damn good stellar analysts. Helped me make sure I wasn’t being taken to the cleaners.”

  Now that he’d spoken a few more sentences, there was a hint of slurring and informality to his speech that implied he’d been doing some imbibing that morning.

  “Sounds like you might have been doing some celebrating. I guess this deal of yours was pretty big?”

  “The god damned biggest deal of the god damned century.”

  “Nice. What kind of deal are we talking about?”

  “Business.”

  “Any specific business, or the ‘mind your own’ variety?”

  “Smart man. Say, don’t I know you?” Patel asked, stretching to look at his chauffeur in the rear view mirror.

  “I seriously doubt that.”

  “No, no. I never forget a voice. Dean, where do I know this man?”

  One of the neanderthals shrugged. On a man that size it was a veritable geological event. Patel snapped his fingers.

  “I know it! Do me a favor. Say, ‘I regret my actions at the Tremor Intersystem Grand Prix’ or something to that effect.”

  Lex shot the man a sharp look. Patel grinned.

  “I was right. You’re that disgraced racer, T-Lex.”

  “Congratulations,” Lex said bitterly, “It’s just Lex now, by the way.”

  “My boy, I should buy you a drink. I made a killing off of that race.”

  “You did?”

  “Naturally. The fellow who paid you to fix it was an associate of mine. He told me to put money down on number 55. I tell you it was a veritable work of art the way you worked that race. Anyone can simply not win, but to coax another racer, a specific one, into first? Genius!”

  For some, it is the birth of their first child. For others it is the loss of a loved one. One day everyone will have that burning hot memory that splits life into before and after. For Lex, it had been two years ago. He’d been on a meteoric rise in the racing circuit. Hovercars, or hoversleds as they tended to be called in competition, were easily as fast as a fighter jet and, when their hover pods were close to the ground, nearly as nimble as a dune buggy. It made for an exciting and therefore profitable sport, and Lex was on the fast track to being one of its superstars. A life of fame and glory seemed like a foregone conclusion, so he decided to get a head start on the high life. Unfortunately, his tastes outpaced his career, and before long he was neck deep in debt with the wrong sort of people. The Tremor Intersystem Grand Prix looked like it was going to be his way out. If he won it, the prize money would kill easily half of his debts, and the endorsements would take care of the rest. The lowlifes he’d borrowed from must have realized that he was about to get out from under their thumb and moved up the payment schedule. When Lex couldn’t keep up, they offered a deal. The race’s long shot was some nobody driver in the number fifty-five sled. Very long odds. If that man were to win, they would consider things square. He’d pulled it off, but the racing commission smelled something foul. Eventually they proved what he’d done and booted him from sled racing. After that, no legitimate racing promotion would have him. Too much like letting a jewel thief work at your jewelry store. And going underground? He wasn’t stupid enough to try that. Careers tended to end swiftly and suddenly in those places.

  “That’s a part of my life I don’t like to reflect on,” muttered Lex.

  “How much did they pay you, anyway?”

  “They let me keep my thumbs.”

  “Good price. So you were in debt?”

  “Up to my eyeballs.”


  “I trust they wiped it ALL out.”

  “Yeah, but that didn’t get the legitimate bill collectors off my back.”

  “Oh, yes. Well. That’s the way it goes, isn’t it? The only difference between organized crime and organized business is with crime, there aren’t any pretenses. You should have... What the hell is that?”

  “That? That’s rush hour.”

  There had been the belief that, once science had fulfilled the long held promise of flying cars, traffic jams would be a thing of the past. Those who held this belief clearly had never spoken to an air traffic controller. Airplanes could fly, after all, and while they didn’t have to deal with stop-and-go traffic, they did have to cope with holding patterns and painfully bureaucratic procedures and routes. The current state of things split the difference. Highways had been replaced with skyways, carefully delineated corridors in the sky, traced out by hovering pylons and laser fences. They were a few cars wide and a few cars tall. And when they got clogged? It wasn’t just a traffic jam. It was six traffic jams stacked one on top of the other.

  “How long until we get to the starport?” he asked flatly.

  “Assuming it breaks up when it usually does? About three hours.”

  “The elevator to my flight is at 3:05...”

  Lex glanced at the clock in the dash. 2:48.

  “Well, that’s the way it goes, isn’t it?” Lex quipped.

  Patel growled and checked a watch that could probably finance a college education.

  “When is the next flight that will get me to Operlo?” he rumbled.

  After a few taps at the console in the dash, a list of ships heading to the tiny system on the fringe of the populated portion of the galaxy scrolled across the display.

  “6:45,” Lex said.

  “That’s tolerable. As long as it gets me there by Monday,” Patel said.

  “Sorry. That’s a class 2 transport. It’s half the speed of the 3:05... yep. It looks like the earliest you’ll be getting there is Wednesday morning, if you take the 11:50.”

  “No... No, that’s not acceptable. I NEED to be back by Monday. I have an exceedingly important business meeting that must be face to face. This deal falls through if I don’t shake hands with these weasels. They’ll give bandwidth rights to the miscreant on the other end!”

  “Well, I’m sorry to hear that, sir, whatever it means. I’m afraid you should have planned for traffic, chartered a direct flight, or at least sprung for a temporary express to the starport.”

  That was one of the nice parts about the skyways. Since they were only marked by pylons, for a fee the skyway service would toss a few dozen extra into the sky to map out a direct road from where you are to where you want to be. Even now he could see a swarm of them tracing off a web of personal roads for big shots looking to avoid the rush.

  “Too late for any of that now. We won’t even get to the next designated off ramp by the time your flight leaves.”

  “This is a problem...”

  “My heart goes out for you, Mr. Patel, but there’s nothing we can do now, so just relax and enjoy a complimentary beverage.”

  “… You know... if you were to somehow get me to that flight on time... I would be inclined to show my gratitude.”

  Lex’s eyes shot to the rear view mirror, his hand slowly working toward an innocuous piece of the dashboard.

  “How much gratitude are we talking about?”

  Diamond Nick snapped his fingers and one of his henchmen dug into a pocket, dumping a handful of colorful plastic discs into his open hand. They looked like poker chips, because that’s what they were. These days gambling, like any other business, had become franchised. Betting parlors were as common as tanning parlors, and they all used the same chips. The rise in popularity of the miniature corporate and privately owned casinos coincided almost perfectly with the rise of the credit system. Direct-linked bank accounts and universal “credits” had replaced cash entirely, making all transactions quick, easy, and traceable. The chips had a set credit value, were nearly impossible to counterfeit, and were untraceable. They filled the void left by paper money, and were legitimate enough that some people actually paid their employees in chips. It was a handy way to keep things off the books, and it was just a quick trip to the casino to turn them into spendable credits.

  Patel held up six blue chips. Ten thousand credits each.

  “I could lose my license if I don’t do this right, Mr. Patel. I’m going to need a little more gratitude than that.”

  “I love a man who knows how to negotiate,” he said with a grin, swapping blue for red.

  Red chips were fifty thousand credits each for a nice even three hundred thousand. The number sounded more impressive than it was. Inflation and such meant that a decent cup of coffee would run you four or five hundred credits. That said, three hundred thousand would be enough to cover his rent and maybe take the heat off from some of the more vigorous bill collectors.

  “Get me to that space elevator in time to board the flight and it is all yours.”

  Lex’s eyes shot from the mirror, to the dashboard, to the traffic, and back to the mirror. Finally he dug out a piece of gum and popped it in his mouth.

  “Strap in,” he said, adding “You hereby absolve Lex Express and its parent company Milton Livery Limited of any liability for laws broken or trauma endured. Thank you.”

  Three taps to an out-of-the-way part of the dash caused the console to flash and reveal a rather crude and pixelated set of controls. He slid his finger along a color slider, then checked two boxes.

  “What was that?” Patel asked, craning his neck to see the panel.

  “We just became a cream colored limo with a nonsense license plate and the transponder code of an ambulance.”

  As he spoke, the black finish visible on the hood of the limo patchily gave way to off-white. Generally speaking, the hot-swap paint system was supposed to be only for display cars, but certain less than scrupulous mechanics would install it for anyone looking to change their vehicle’s color on a whim. The transponder spoofer and license scrambler were hand-me-downs from a certain other enterprise Lex was involved in.

  He maneuvered the limo up and to the left. There wasn’t enough space between vertical lanes to slip through, and there wasn’t nearly enough between horizontal ones, but at the right angle he could j-u-u-st thread the needle in the caddy corner space. He found the groove and accelerated. If life was simple, he could have just done that the whole way. As it happened, people liked to drift in and out of their lanes, change lanes in hopes of gaining a few car lengths, things of that nature. That didn’t even account for the people who liked to impose the rules of the road by purposely moving just enough to block the way. Finding a safe route required a very specific skill set and razor sharp reflexes. The sort of things a racer might have.

  Lex wove his way recklessly through the traffic, gaining speed all the way. He pitched and tilted the limo, swooping up and over low profile cars, twisting sideways between narrow ones, and slicing through openings a fraction of an inch larger than the car itself. In the back, his passengers were getting rather severely shaken up as they fumbled for the five point restraints. The sturdy, well designed buckles and straps were the modern replacements for seat belts, which basically meant that they were ignored until right after they were needed.

  “What the hell are you doing?” Patel objected.

  “Merging. Aggressively. I TOLD you to strap in,” Lex said, pulling hard to the right to catch the turn for the starport.

  “I thought you were just going to leave the skyway! Go straight there!”

  “No, sir. Crossing the edge of the skyway would trigger all sorts of traffic alerts. Cops would be on me in fifteen seconds and we wouldn’t be going anywhere. Nope, the secret is to cut right through the middle. That way, even if they see you, they have to GET to you, so you-”

  “Never mind the explanations, kid, just pay attention to where you’re going!”

 
“Yes, sir.”

  Despite having the same operating principles, there were subtle differences between the hoversleds you’d find on a race track and the hovercars you’d find on a skyway. For one, a car in general, and a limo in particular, doesn’t have very much need to adjust pitch. The barrel roll isn’t a standard maneuver during a commute, after all. That meant that rather than being incorporated into a joystick or flight yolk style controller as in a sled, a car manipulated such things with hard to reach switches and knobs. Pulling off the acrobatics Lex was achieving required constantly moving hands from this control to that and back again. The ex-racer did so flawlessly, his hands darting with the frantic grace of a sideshow freak juggling broken bottles.

  As the clock on the dash bleeped for the three o’clock hour, flashing lights showed up in the mirror. Three boxy police cars drifted up along the outside of the skyway, and an angry voice croaked across the radio.

  “You are driving recklessly. Leave the skyway and remand yourself and your vehicle to-”

  Lex tapped a button on the display and the transmission was swallowed by stuttering digital distortion.

  “Well would you look at that. Radio’s on the fritz.”

  Ahead, cars began to bunch up, pulling over to allow the cops to enter. Rather than ride the wake right into some sort of an intercept maneuver, Lex managed to shove himself ahead of the wave of shifting cars, squeezed between traffic and the lower corner of the skyway.

  “You sure you know what you’re doing?” Patel asked as the bottoms of cars whipped by his window close enough to rattle the panes.

  “Oh, sure. We’re heading down now. Once this baby gets her repulsors dug into the ground, I can REALLY start moving.”